St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.

Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.

by MixedBag August 29, 2022

Bless

Thank you

“Bro, what color is this?”
“Thats red.”
“Bless.”

by Unstopablx January 27, 2024

Blessed

Blessed is a nice caring person on playstation, he says "Find Out" a lot so I found out something, It means Invite them to a party.

Blessed Invite me to the party

by PartyInvites February 18, 2022

Blessed

In the southern United States, “Blessed” means ”God loves me more than he loves you”

Blessed that I went to Disney World and all you did was take a trip to Walmart.

by Valskyrie December 2, 2019

Good morning and God Bless

The act of taking a dump while having coffee and breakfast (typically egg salad) in the john.

from:h3h3productions

Person 1: Hey, hurry up in there! I need to take a sh*t!
Person 2: Give me a minute, I'm having a "Good morning and God Bless"

by Pual Wleakr May 23, 2018

IG Bless

IG bless means being blessed by God beyond one man or the all universe.

That is when you feel God is so good to you but don't know how to say it

You say IG Bless

by IG Bless November 28, 2020

Good Morning God Bless

When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.

Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

by réeeee May 22, 2018