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beefalo

a morbidly obese or grotesque female resembling a cow usually traveling in troops and grazing
by nyisles87 January 6, 2006
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Anal Beef

When you shit your brains out, and your brain seeps onto the floor resulting in extreme pain.
Dude, I just anal beefed your mom last night!
by The Anal Doctor August 6, 2011
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humpback beefalo

Noun - The fattest of the fat, non gender specific, reserved for only the truly grotesquely fat. Landspeed averages 15 fpm (footsteps per minute). Cankles are definitely present. The sheer amount of fat causes them to be permanently lurched forward cause a humpback like appearance.
by James Rabblestin November 25, 2005
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Roast Beef Curtains

A word used by incels who don’t know basic anatomy and will never see a vagina outside of porn other than his mother’s.

Synonymous with “roast beef flaps”, or “meat tent
Don: “That girl has some roast beef curtains! She must have a high body count.”
Jane: “I see you went to a catholic school.”
by Tired Feminist May 31, 2021
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beef nugget

a piece of poop, usually large in size and freshly dropped, that has a distinct beefy odor
Damn, dude. I walked in your bathroom and it smelled like someone went to the butchers, cooked off some beef nuggets and dropped them in your toilet.
by Jackson Pooplick February 1, 2010
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corned beef curtains

When a female muff has been through the wars and looks more like a pile of 'corned beef' than anything else
eeewhhh your fanny looks like's a pair of 'corned beef curtains'
by specialk July 23, 2003
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Beef It Up

A revolutionary Atlanta based dance made popular by the music group, Charlie Boy Gang.

Much like the 'Twist', this is a dance done in crowds or small clusters. Each person can "beef it up" individually in separate directions as long as the beat is kept.

It's almost like a two-step. One foot slightly comes off the ground after the other while swaying side-to-side on the upbeat. Sometimes the knees are bent while swaying to add a subtle bounce. Participants have liberty to do almost anything with the arms as long as the movement is fluent. The dance looks more authentic when simulating manual labor such as mowing a lawn, digging with a shovel, or bringing both knuckles close together slightly below the chest in a rotational motion. Advanced participants often incorporate a brisk stomp on the downbeat.

The trick to this dance is to loosen the hell up. Try not to think about it. Remember you're dancing between the beat. It will naturally come to you if you get the feet movements down first.

Funking it out occurs when the dance progresses to a very advanced level. The dancer is in the zone at this point. It's clear the participant is relaxed and happy, and that's the point of dancing.
Hey I saw you Beef it up at that baby shower yesterday! Where'd you learn how to funk it out like that?
by Scott Dale May 26, 2011
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