poon biscuit

An adoring word for a significant others vagina. Must be used in privacy between a man and his woman. Poon biscuit must never be used in anger or to hurt the feelings of another.

Hey, Babe! When your done with the dishes will you bring me some strawberry jam and that tasty poon biscuit of yours?

by Brantman February 7, 2018

Bermuda Biscuit

The Bermuda Biscuit is a rite of initiation where a minimum of 5 men gather around a woman who is known to have a physically huge vagina opening. An referee signals the beginning of the rite and the five men proceed to masturbate in an effort to ejaculate onto the general area of the woman's vagina. (Depending on how huge the vagina is, this shouldn't be difficult) The last man to finish is then required to "eat out" the woman's vagina - the goal of which is to bring sexual pleasure to the woman. In the process the losing male is subjected to a face full of semen in addition to the daunting task of navigating a huge vagina with his lips and tongue.

"In order to enter our fraternity you must successfully pass through the Bermuda Biscuit."

by Cinderonne February 6, 2012

Oklahoma Biscuit

An Oklahoma biscuit is a large, grotesque, venereal wart covering the entire head of a penis. Not to confused with a Pennsylvania ridge line

That girl is so ugly, it looks like someone pounded her in the face with an Oklahoma Biscuit

by Barnwood February 7, 2012

clit biscuit

The labia majora, or pussy lips

Michelle sure has a fat clit biscuit!

by Ferguson May 28, 2005

disco biscuit

An ecstacy pill. Variation's are biscuit and bikkie.

"My Disco biscuit hasn't started kicking yet, I'm keen to munch another biscuit, but I only have 1 bikkie left and I want to save that for later."

by Diego August 31, 2003

Biscuit knees

If a fat kid has biscuit knees and he's about to go on a slip 'n' slide, it means he's ready to party! Warning: It is NOT Mic Jagger!

Seth Meyers: That guy looks lame.
Stefon: But he's got that thing where he has biscuit knees.
Seth: Of yeah, riiiiight, that common thing. Ok.

by LMG123 November 26, 2010

had the biscuit

Worn out and no longer good for anything

My twenty-year-old car has had the biscuit.

by Bob the BlueBerry February 20, 2009