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fake birthday

1. A term that certain lacrosse teams seem to think is funny to sing to a person
and tell restaurants it is their birthday when it is in reality not their birthday.

2. When someone intentionally tells someone it is their birthday to get things.
Team: "Happy Birthday to you, Julie!"
Julie: "...It's not my birthday..."
Team: "Oh but it is. Just go with it. It's your fake birthday."
by jaydawg3000 May 1, 2009
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Birthday Girl

A girl who will have sex with anyone
"Girl, you shouldn't be handing out cake like it's everybody's birthday. Don't be a birthday girl!"
by DaRealist September 19, 2014
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Birthday

The day I celebrate being one year older.
So many friends and family no longer have this small luxury that I feel blessed each and every year that I have another birthday.
by dragongirl702 January 16, 2009
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Birthday Weekend

The first weekend after one's birthday when one has a birthday during the work week. This is the time when most activities planned for celebration occur.
I can't fucking wait until my birthday weekend so I can get drunk.

Oh shit! That's happening on my birthday weekend. Perfect excuse to go!
by Andrew "Party Hard" W.K. January 20, 2010
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Birthday Cake

Like a cream pie, except the woman is not on any birth control, so the cream pie turns into a birthday cake, ie: she gets pregnant.
Man: Oh man, i came in my girlfriend last night, and shes not on the pill!
Friend: Oh Dude! You gave her a birthday cake!
by Chris And Libby February 18, 2009
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birthday rape

Giving one the opportunity (either before or after the matter) to rape someone on the sole reason that it is his or her birthday.
Ray: "Oh my fucking god... Chrissy scheduled me for a twelve o'clock client call on my damn birthday!"

Sean: "Fuck that! - That shit deserves a birthday rape."
by Boy.Gook August 14, 2011
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october 18 birthday

October 18 is for the gays and if your b day is on this day your probably into guys and if your a girl and you have this birthday your hot asf
by Deric Hernandez November 2, 2019
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