Writing the bible

When Chatting with Someone and they write you a long ass message that you don't care to read, I.e The bible

John: so i'm Fighting with my girlfriend, and all i want is angry make-up sex and she keeps saying all this bullshit i don't wanna hear.
Greg: Looks like you have a girl who just is

Writing the bible

by Gmartinez0928 November 9, 2010

Bible

The best book in the world

I just read the bible yesterday i feel better

by urbandicrtonary909 January 5, 2021

Woman (bible description)

mans helper

Man - woman make me a sandwitch
woman - ok

THIS IS IN THE BIBLE PEOPLE, THE REAL DESCRIPTION

Woman (bible description)

by AlExSwOrD August 24, 2011

Bibled

Being flashed or shown the Bible while driving, prevelent among the southern United States, i.e. in the south.

During a routinely small case of road rage during a trip to Charlotte, NC, a woman bibled our car.

by Sidney Jane January 16, 2008

Bigley

A catch all adjective that can be used to describe anything good.

The wookie had a bigley time at the fair.
That girl's ass looks bigley as hell.

by Justinishirsute March 11, 2007

Bibletard

Pejorative for a Christian (esp. an evangelist) of apparent low-intelligence who adheres strictly and illiberally to religious scripture; a Bible-thumper

Etymology: Merger of Bible + retard

People who seriously believe and proudly declaim that a supernatural being created a man out of dirt, women out of said man's rib, allowed a talking snake to beguile them into disobeying his express commands - leading to mankind's fall and downward spiral into iniquity - and then sacrificed himself to himself into order to rectify this state of affairs are nothing short of complete and utter bibletards.

by Donburi May 22, 2010

Bible Thumper

1.n. A Christian who shares their religious beliefs with another in hopes of converting them.
2.n. A Christian who chooses to follow the Bible in its entirety, instead of picking and choosing which parts most conviently fit their current lifestyle. They live their life to fit the Bible, instead of twisting their interpretation of the Bible so they can still sin and not feel as guilty. They are often ridiculed for living as the Bible allows and trying to convert others.

That preacher was called a Bible thumper for handing out tracts to people in the community.

by Rachel July 20, 2004