Jarome Bettis

AKA: The Bus Jarome Bettis played in the NFL for the Pittsburgh Steelers from 1996 to 2005.

He was literally the best running back ever.

Steelers Fan: Did you see Jarome Bettis score that touchdown?!?!

Another Fan: YEAH! He ran over 8 people like a BUS.

Coach: I wonder if he injured anyone...

Opposing teams fans: *Wheeping in sorrow*

by insta_lvke98 April 22, 2016

Bouncing betty

When a man, or woman, (depending on your sexual preference) is giving you a reverse cowgirl until ejaculation, much like the mine that bounces and explodes.

Man 1: hey isn’t that Sarah Jessica Parker?
Man 2: yeah, she gave me a Bouncing Betty in the church parking lot in my dad’s van.

by Jiminy cherrypopper April 20, 2018

Betty

The Hottest and nicest and funniest human on the planet, Bettys so nice and amazing you'll always wanna be her friend no matter what happens even if your ex gets mad at her for wearing bettys scrunchie which is stupid youll still be friends.

Dang Bettys so nice I wanna be her friend.

by SkrtSkrt on the BertBert May 29, 2019

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

Move along Betty

When you have enough of someone’s shit and want them to leave.

I’m going out tonight and if you don’t like it, you can move along Betty.

by LukeyFerr March 21, 2025

Betty

To betty means to make a "BFD" out of something that is an "NBFD".

Donald chose to betty his fiancée by accusing her of stealing his rubber duckie when all she did was hide it to make him grow the fuck up!

by Sage-grandma June 16, 2022

Betty bobble head

A girl who has a big bobble head and looks just as dumb as she actually is

"Oh that girl, yea she's a Betty bobble head"

by Keirsten. October 11, 2016