The main theory of the popular religion McNastyism! This religion is composed of a holy trinity of McNasty aka Becker (god), mastercox aka white jesus, and Kenton aka Pope Weaver! With Becker as the one true god and his faithful demi-gods cox and weaver they reign supreme over all in existence! the benefits of McNastyism include free nacho days, wet tshirt contests and a girafe petting zoo on any believer of the becker faiths Mcnastytism which is the equivalent to a christian baptism only captain morgan tattoo replaces the holy water!
McNasty Priest: Who is the one true god my fellow McNasties?
All: becker is god!!! All hail Becker!!! In the name of the becker, the cox, and the holy weaver! Amen!
All: becker is god!!! All hail Becker!!! In the name of the becker, the cox, and the holy weaver! Amen!
by matt-becker April 6, 2009
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by annabelle16 March 4, 2008
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1. Someone who hates Justin Bieber but talks about him all the time.
2. Says all your music sucks and he listens to only "good" music.
3. Bass Guitar is suppprreeemmmeelllyyyy important, nothing else matters, GRATS
4. Likes to complain all the time!
5. Says their dad wants to string them by their balls on a doorframe... lol
6. Steals your cookies and reads your texts... DIE IN HELL
7. Doesnt like any special effects in movies-likes black and white silent films...
8. He is OBVIOUSLY (not) always right. Argues even when he's wrong, and cuts you off when you are talking all the time.
1. Someone who hates Justin Bieber but talks about him all the time.
2. Says all your music sucks and he listens to only "good" music.
3. Bass Guitar is suppprreeemmmeelllyyyy important, nothing else matters, GRATS
4. Likes to complain all the time!
5. Says their dad wants to string them by their balls on a doorframe... lol
6. Steals your cookies and reads your texts... DIE IN HELL
7. Doesnt like any special effects in movies-likes black and white silent films...
8. He is OBVIOUSLY (not) always right. Argues even when he's wrong, and cuts you off when you are talking all the time.
Dont be a becker, brah!
"I dont like Avatar, the special effects were terrible." -Becker
"Dude, no one like you, you know that right, Becker?"
"Justin Bieber has no balls" -Becker
"I liked 300 man, that was a good-" yangsta334; the reply by Becker-" Hello no dude, that movie sucked balls, i hated that movie, the special effects were terrible." "ok..." yangsta334
"I dont like Avatar, the special effects were terrible." -Becker
"Dude, no one like you, you know that right, Becker?"
"Justin Bieber has no balls" -Becker
"I liked 300 man, that was a good-" yangsta334; the reply by Becker-" Hello no dude, that movie sucked balls, i hated that movie, the special effects were terrible." "ok..." yangsta334
by r0ck0n4ever December 8, 2010
Get the Becker mug.To pull a Lorena Bobbitt, but much worse. A move named after the woman who drugged her husband, tied him to a bed, cut off his penis with a 10-inch knife, threw it in the garbage disposal, and then to top it off, turned the garbage disposal on.
Guy at a bar grabs girl's butt...
GIRL: Watch it! Or I'll Catherine Kieu Becker you!
GUY: What?
GIRL: Google it, bitch!
GIRL: Watch it! Or I'll Catherine Kieu Becker you!
GUY: What?
GIRL: Google it, bitch!
by catbee July 13, 2011
Get the Catherine Kieu Becker mug.aster you blaze or if your sober, yoou see an object that for some reason, gives u an impression that its a beck. theres no specific thing. it could just be anything. some obects are becks and some arent. 1 person may see an object as a beck and the other one wont. it has to be xtreme though. an object can be a beck on its own but usualy it has to have something on it.
dude that lamp is such a fucken beck.
no, if it was turned on and on covered in chicken heads an paper cups, it would be a beck.
no, if it was turned on and on covered in chicken heads an paper cups, it would be a beck.
by c-dogggg February 22, 2008
Get the beck mug.Sucking a guy's cock so hard and deep that your eyes tear up from choking on it. Inspired by the insincere tears of Glenn Beck trying to swallow neo-con cock on his show.
His cock tasted so sweet, I couldn't stop swallowing and I ended up becking. I don't think he noticed.
by Bam Stroker May 7, 2010
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