Tongue busting

Snogging someone quite aggressively in a way which looks very disturbing to anyone who notices.

Perv 1: look at that man tongue busting that fitty. He's probably half way down her throat!

Perv 2: Got a massive boner me.

by big shaks August 10, 2014

Shield Bashing

An alternate way of saying scissoring. The female version of sword fighting.

Sarah and jill wanted to sword fight but they couldn't so they began shield bashing.

by Mc.Definitions February 17, 2015

maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.

Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.

by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015

thirst baiting

When someone posts a status on Facebook or twitter which then attracts thirsty comments

Did you see James status last night about the size of his penis? He was completely thirst baiting, He had all the desperate girls commenting on it.

by billboo August 19, 2015

Crumpet bashing

Sex with a pastry twist

Let's do some crumpet bashing tonight

by RichardNixonisBae March 4, 2016

trumpet blasting

When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts

As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.

by Jacetheacehahhyuie November 19, 2016

nut-busting paradise

A state of ejaculation so sublime that it takes you to nirvana

She gave such good head that it took him to nut-busting paradise

by Papa Bagels March 24, 2017