Muffin Basket 

When a girl is wearing a short top that exposes her stomach, and wearing a tight skirt or jeans - where the fat rolls over the top of the jeans or skirt, is called the Muffin Basket.

Damn Jerry - that girls got a muffin basket the size of your car!

Muffin Basket by Nick from hTown September 14, 2008

Bread Basket 

An nonspecific unit of measurement used to quantitate anything, ranging anywhere from lengths, sizes, weights, loudness, boss battles, recockulessness, etc. Other uses: Bushel Basket (5 Bread Baskets), Jesus Bread Basket (a Bread Basket worth of Bread Baskets), Holy Mother of Basketed Bread (a Break Basket so large and mystical that is believed to have spurned the Big Bang), the Frodo Bread Basket(a Bread Basket thats not quite a Basketful of Bread)

Dylan: What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

Danny: That's easy, i'd kill all the zombies, dumbshit.

Dylan:...funny thing about the zombie apocalypse, there would definitely be a Jesus Bread Basket worth of zombies.

Bread Basket by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009

alaskan flounder basket

the alaskan flounder basket is when you take a giant shit in her mouth then she gives you a blow job then doing her in the asshole

1.take a dump in her mouth
2.have her give you a blowjob
3.DO HER IN THE ASS!!!
THATS THE ALASKAN FLOUNDER BASKET BITCH!!!!

alaskan flounder basket by MR.J-FAL April 19, 2009

ass basket 

a whole lot of ass

the sand was in my assbasket

ass basket by milky April 18, 2003

you're going to hell in a hand basket 

that what you are doing is so bad that, you are going down by the law or with someone that you've hurt and;or you have sinned alot. the devil is carring the basket personally

you cheated on her and when she finds out; you're going to hell in a hand basket

you're going to hell in a hand basket by zekeharris February 4, 2006

Australian basket job 

The same as a Chinese basket job, but with a sheep instead,
mate.

He's the love child of an australian basket job.

Australian basket job by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Meat Basket 

a female's booty

That lady's meat basket is juicy.

Meat Basket by MiZMB August 11, 2009