Micro Ballin

Somebody who is trying to ball but...... really does not have they money they act like they do.

Dude 1: Wow that guy was a D-Bag

Dude 2: Yeah I can't believe he said he left his Black Card @ home!

Dude 1: Did you see him get into his C class.... acted like he drove a Rolls...haha

Dude 2: Yep he's definitely micro ballin.

by CB883 October 2, 2011

Dawn Balling

When one coats their testicles in an abundance of dishwashing soap and teabags their partner. The viscous soap causes the recipient to aspirate creating a pleasurable oral gyration for the teabagger. Typically done when ones partner is verbally abusing them and needs their mouth washed out with soap.

My wife was cussing at me for coming home drunk again so I treated her to a Dawn Balling.

by Sampson Wild September 7, 2017

LaVar Ballin

When you decide not to thank someone because of the hell they put you through.

My department chair is such a bitch but she finally approved my registration. I ain’t gonna thank her. I’m LaVar Ballin this shit!

by y2kali December 16, 2017

fresh out ballin

straight up being fly//gangsta

(its a good thing)

"we be fresh out ballin"

by ravenbby January 13, 2009

Osama Bin Balling

Osama Bin Balling The best basket ball player to ever live. Once took down 2 buildings.`

Man osama bin balling is so good

by PAPIOSAMA February 17, 2021

bambino

The act of giving a hand job while the recipient is using the restroom, usually taking a dump.

Susan surprised me with a bambino yesterday, and she only charged me $5.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

balingus

Bad; messed up.

You got beaten up by a six year old girl? That's balingus, man!

by Evil Timmy January 20, 2004