bag of fuck

bag of fuck one who is a shitbag and a fucking piece of shit much more vulgar and offensive than calling someone a shitbag when calling someone a shitbag is not enough or just want do

my neighbor got pissed off and almost ran my cat over what a stupid bag of fuck

by littlejimmie May 29, 2019

brain bag

slang for a male scrotum, satchel, sack or testicle holder

Charlie, I can see your brain bag, please put your leg down (whilst wearing baggy shorts)

by JJ Ephus September 4, 2005

Sunshine in a bag

Choirs line from the Gorillaz Song "Clint Eastwood"

Unlike the rest of the junkies here. The actual meaning is a "Large bag of gold" The reference "sunshine in a bag" is a quote from a Clint Eastwood(hence the name of the song) movie The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Also one of the songs in the movie was reproduced and serves as the back-beat to the Gorillaz verison

Kid: Hey Mister where ya heading?
Clint: Don't know
Kid: You gonna be alright
Clint: Yeah Kid, I got sunshine in a bag.

by Silver Owl July 11, 2011

Bean Bag

The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.

A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.

Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag

by the diddler June 14, 2015

bag lunch

When three or more guys share a condom, and the girl slurps the collective jizz down.

"I didn't believe her when she said that's what she wanted, but Crash begged for a bag lunch. I'm just glad I was the first with the condom, I don't want the AIDS."

by Ill-tempered Pirate November 28, 2007

Pasta In A Bag

The action of tickling a sexual partner's anus with one's hair to bring about sexual arousal

"Hey, do you know if Kelly is into buttstuff?"
"Yeah, she's into pasta in a bag"

by Small Potato July 6, 2014

Nipple Bags

The spherical, bouncy objects on the front of a womans chest. It carries milk, fat and veins in a way a bag might. At the front of this bag, is the entrance to these magical objects. This entrance, is a round pink circle on the centre of the bouncy bag. Some have named these pink circles 'nipples' a nickname coined in the iron ages. Therefore, this magical object has adopted the name 'nipple bags'.

My girlfriend has perky, bouncy, succulent, nipple bags. I love to motor boat them.

by boobyking December 18, 2011