horny badger

when you pretend your hot cousin is your girlfriend/date.

yo bro, I did't pull a Horny Badger thats my real girlfriend!

by Brandon.Norr August 4, 2016

Mexican badger

When your having sex with a girl, but nut to fast, so in an attempt to prolong it, you go down on her, inevitably, eating your own nut.

Guy 1- bro, I accidentally gave myself a Mexican badger last night with Wharton.
Guy2- what the hell is that?
Guy1- she was so tight I nutted super fast so I decided to eat her out untill I got hard again, but I ended up eating my own nut.
Guy 2- get away from me.

by Cooter skooter October 7, 2018

bander

someone whos cool and in the band. often may play the flute, clarinet, or drums. the only 3 instuments needed because FLUTES HAVE THE SAME PART AS TRUMPETS! except for our solos. nobody cares about any of the brass instuments cause they all stink of smelly gym socks.

Woah!! Did you just see those banders walk past?

by Pinky98788 March 25, 2008

two badgers duking it out in a burlap sack

when a female with large breasts is going out for a jog wearing only a sports bra, her funbags bounce about uncontrollably.

Person 1 : "damn, check out those funbages."
Person 2 : "yeah, it looks like to badgers duking it out in a burlap sack!"

by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004

Bandera Texas

A small terrible town located in south Texas life here is dull and boring unless you enjoy endless hours of riding horses or smoking endless amounts of weed. The people are boring,plain,judgmental and close minded. The town is full of ugly people who enjoy acting like they are jesus christ they also enjoy being two faced. Moving here is like moving into any other red neck town..life revolves around church being a hypocrite and just being well...an ass

Oh yeah don't move here if you have an opinion those are extremely rejected in this town
So pretty much unless your great great great great grandfather lived here and you family has ever since living here is not recommended

"Wow that town is terrible..its just like Bandera Texas!"

by Hobo149 December 15, 2012

Rabbi Badger

Or the 'Dancing badger' as it is known can be found in the deep lakes of Detroit, Michigan.

Floudering as it does, he wigga's and wagga's down wit da nigga's, 'wesssst-siiiiddddddde, west-siiiiiiiide', it be heard rapping, it can also beat box.

Jay-Z is one. And maaaaybe Busta Rhymes, hard to say, I haven't seen his balls...

by dekionplexis.com January 27, 2005

badger

Means well gud or streetracer

That was well badger or luk at thoses 2 badgers going down the road

by Mr Susan & Carl the tennis rat October 6, 2008