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Churning Butter

When a man ejaculates within a woman's cooch and proceeds to continue humping away even though she is filled with his population porridge. The rod/thrusting action is very similar to how the people (in the days of yore) churned butter.
The fact that spooge is white and creamy, similar to cream prior to it being churned into butter, just adds to the greatness of this term.
After busting a nut inside her, I was churning butter for about 4 minutes until I started going limp.
by William W. March 13, 2007
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Butter Squatch

Getting raped analy by a big brolic Asian dude
Big brolic asian dude: "Hey Tony What would you do if i butter your squatch bud"
Tony:"fuck dude ill butter your daughters squatch"
Butter Squatch
by ChooiceKisser69420 September 17, 2023
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Peacunt Butter

When (generally a man) someone buys a fresh jar of peanut butter (usually creamy but the pro's use chunky) and carves a vagina into it then proceeds to have sex with the vagina carved peanut butter.
Josh: Tyler look at this! it's a jar of peacunt butter!
Tyler: ...
by Balls in Your Orange Julius September 11, 2013
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Utter Butter

Adjective;

Used to describe some one who is a total imbecile, a buffoon, a nincompoop, a halfwit, a clod, who makes a mockery of their profession and general existence. They are completely hopeless, bereft of any kind of credibility and good common sense.
Gosh dang it Sarah is an utter butter
Writing an article about haikus and including a poem which is CLEARLY NOT a haiku was just an utter butter move
We really need to whip him into shape, because right now, he's just an utter butter
Gee she's acting like she's spread real thin, must be an utter butter
by fetherbird December 27, 2018
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butter kisses

Giving someone a kiss on the butthole right after they have taken a dump.
We decided to do something very crazy to tell all of our friends so we performed "butter kisses" on each other to celebrate our anniversary.
by Jimmnycrickett March 12, 2014
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Butter Boots

when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)
AWWWW thats my batman!!!

.............butter boots
by Niggabob Funpants February 7, 2012
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muffle butter

When you pull your cock out of an ass and you stick it in that persons mouth the liquid that forms from the act of blowing creates a tan substance and the blower makes a muffled sound due to having their mouth full.
My girlfriend came home with muffle butter on her breath...that hoe.

Jacqui tried to talk but she had a mouth full of muffle butter.
by Jaxtastic October 1, 2015
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