turd burgler

1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).

2. A petty thief of fecal matter.

Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.

by frieze July 14, 2003

Emergency Eggs-it Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger topped with a fried egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Emergency Eggs-it Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

slut burger

An imaginary food item that will cause in increase in the consumer's level of promiscuity.

To slut: "Stop eating so many slutburgers and get some fries for a change."

by Paul E. August 29, 2005

Troy Oinkman Burger

A fancy term for a bacon burger in the Dallas area

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Troy Oinkman Burger! It comes with bacon! Get it?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Beets Me Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with beets!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets Me Burger, it comes with beets!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger

A special burger seasoned with cilantro

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

fur burger

A woman's vagina. Generally used when describing the act of oral sex on a woman.

I was going down on this chick last night and damn she had a nasty ass fur burger.

by twizzle June 17, 2006