buy a stick of butter

When you buy someone a 'stick of butter' you go to the store buy the stick of butter and then stick it up the ass/vagina

Hey, let me buy a stick of butter.

by hakym201 November 6, 2017

Best buyed

Best buyed is when you go to best buy and you buy something and when you get out of the store you realize that you've been ripped off.

"God F#$@ I paid $2000 more than I should have... I've been best buyed."

by Peter The May 15, 2016

Oliver Buy

Something someone named Oliver Douglas Turk would buy. Usually cream or pastel in colour, wildly pretentious, and or extremely disgusting. E.g. a Mickey Mouse pocket watch.

P1 "Bro look at this pocket watch"

P2 "eww that's gross asf what an oliver buy"

by Timmothy James November 27, 2024

take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.

I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.

by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022

buying cookies

Buying cookies means you are simp and that you might post pone hanging with the boys to go buy cookies

Jesus is buying cookies and Sam is struggling to be his friend after he did that cause they were suppose to play rocket league

by Sgfreed July 28, 2023

Buy Bread

A colloquialism for cheap ass watch enthusiasts that want something for nothing based off their communist chinese slave labour 1:1 purchases.

If you cant afford it mate, 'Buy Bread"

by WATCHMAKER101 September 29, 2020

Buying indulgences and sinning again

A new term for outsourcing- outsourcing American energy jobs like oil and natural gas, that is.

Stop buying indulgences and sinning again, start making America independent again.

by Sexydimma May 22, 2021