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brookland-cayce high school 

You ever been to a dumpster behind a strip club well welcome to Brookland Cayce High School. Nothing but a bunch of good rats. The heaters only work during the summer And the air condition only works during winter. The athletic director is so shady that the sun never shines over there. The teachers, oh wait they barley even have teachers because they sleep with all the students . Most of the teachers are dam crack heads stuck on meth. Even the out side of their school looks like a meth lab. The students are very disrespectful with their bicycle head ass, Stewart little loooking ass. The “negros” smell like boiled quarters. The white folks smell like dog piss and covered in fleas The Mexican smell like "wetbacks". Everyone At brookland Cayce has the most nastiest smell to them. All the sluts & whores walk around like their shit don’t stink when in Reality they smell like fish. Then you got the white girls who walk around with their face all covered with makeup to the point they look like clowns. Then If you really wanna know about two-face hoes go to Brookland Cayce High School. The inside of the school smells like a cat litter box. Every corner you turn there is always a dead roach. Its so fucking nasty at BC that a raccoon even lives inside of it. The Basketball team is very ass got one boy name london who came from AIRPORT because he didn't make the team but barley get any PT over at BC the nigga really ass af "Bench Warmer" you bastard bitch.

Brooklyn Steak Salad 

When you smack a girl's ass so fucking hard that it gets red and starts bleeding (steak) and then you eat a ton of fucking green beans and shit into her ass (salad). She will have to get on her back and stick her ass up so the it all flows in good. Once its mixed you slurp it out with a straw or take it out and freeze it for popsicles! Your choice!
Bill: I went to this restuarant in NY and got the Brooklyn Steak Salad, Delicious!

Joe: You fucking freak!
Brooklyn Steak Salad by Joe Gimm January 6, 2010

Brooklyn Brown Eye 

After fisting your partner in his/her asshole, the Brooklyn Brown Eye occurs when you notice that your partner has not properly cleansed his/her colon, inducing anger and a poo-covered punch to his/her eye. Often, the partner will develop pink eye afterward.
"Damn, girl, what happened to your face?"
"Oh, I forgot to douche, and Bruno gave me the ole Brooklyn brown eye."
Brooklyn Brown Eye by Cody Gilliam October 21, 2008

Brooklyn 

A good looking girl that is always smiling. If you ever hang out with one you will have a good time. She is smart and also has a little humor. You will be a lucky person is you meet a Brooklyn.
Person: Hey I am best friends with a Brooklyn.
Friend: Wow your a really lucky person.
Brooklyn by Alexandrex May 21, 2017

Brooklyn 

A badass girl who loves to just chill with friends, she's loyal and has the most beautiful blue eyes, All the boys want her! She has thick thighs that the boys would die for, but she dosent focus on boys she really only cares about friends, but she's hard to get, so boys if you gotta girl named Brooklyn your really lucky
Dayummmm that girl so lit her name has to be Brooklyn
Brooklyn by Jaquishaaaa April 19, 2018

Brooklyn 

A Brooklyn is a very dumb person who likes to copy off her friends and has had lots of boyfriends. She is sometimes funny but not usually. she is sometimes pretty. SOMETIMES. loves scary movies. Loves candy, and is really good at baseball but is very bossy..... she is sometimes a klutz. her friends are fanfuckingtastic
person #1 - '' look Brooklyn hit a home run ''

person #2 - '' well that's a first ''
person #3 - '' hey look she tripped

person #4 - '' HAHA ''
Brooklyn by #BILLYFORTHEWIN May 10, 2019