August 4

If you where born this day you have a big dick your a legend and your a god at Basketball and you have to be Mexican

I was born August 4 I have a Big dick

by Christhegoat40 November 10, 2019

Augusta

Stunningly Beautiful. Golden hair flows so majestically. Her eyes shine amazingly in the light, and they change to shade of green. Her smile always makes people smile because it is so perfect. Her face just makes stare at her in awe of her beauty. Her body has the perfect curves. She sticks out in the crowd as a unique person. Her character is one of a kind. So smart, respecting, kind, loving. She is the most beautiful girl on the inside and on the outside.

Augusta is the most perfect girl in the world, she is my Grace.

by Mr. Field January 3, 2011

August 22

whoever is born on this day believes in coca-cola supremacy.

August 22nd
Dude: Can I have a coke
Waiter: Is pepsi ok?
Dude: Are you fucking joking??? *pulls out coca-cola themed glock*

by erzywerzy September 24, 2021

August

Smart , beautiful talented singer but is insecure about everything. Is a strong girl but has weak moments at times. Loves to listen to music and read books and draws. Falls into the wrong crowd sometimes and get hurt by the wrong people. August is a strong independent girl that wants to share something with someone but can’t find them so she takes cares of herself.
Is every supportive and doesn’t put up with bully’s and annoying students / teachers . Gets scared to fall for someone because she has to much to offer and doesn’t wanna waste her time.

August is a bomb ass friend

by Bubble red July 3, 2018

August 21th

A really important person is born this day
Maybe gonna be president or something

"Bro who's born at august 21th?"
A really important person I guess..

by Nickynamy October 17, 2019

Autistatard

An autistatard(the words autistic and retarded put together in a wonderful mix of the English language), someone who has broken all laws and barriers in place of the retards and still has more room to go. Someone who just words cant describe how low their IQ is and how far thy have dropped as a human. Calling someone this has the similar effect to what the Jews felt when they thought they where going to have a shower.

"B R U H, you some sort of autistatard or something."
"Ive never see someone who is an autistatard, its like a half breed between an down syndrome and a fucking paraplegic monkey."

by Big Sm33xy December 2, 2019

August 20

A day to lay in bed, cry and think about every life choice you have made that led you to this moment. You are free to tell everyone to leave you the f alone. Think over everything that is about to happen in the next 24 hours. Spend time with yourself and a bowl of ice cream. Also...remember to stress....a lot

Example: “I’m stressed so I’m going to go August 20 myself”

by heyhowudoinlilmommaletmewhispe November 2, 2019