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alcohol abyss

An abyss that pulls an individual with it's inertia into alcohol consumption.
I could not get over the alcohol abyss that I was pulled into.
by doodling July 23, 2011
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alcoholex

the index for measuring alcoholic content in the system of a person.
The driver’s alcoholex was too high and he was therefore had up.
by uttam maharjan August 22, 2012
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Alcohol Provision Act

A national legislation established in Canada in 1964 that prohibits the sale of any alcohol products on every Tuesday of the week. All bars must legally remain closed to pay tribute and remembrance to the lives of Mounties past.
Don't road trip to Canada on a Tuesday because the Alcohol Provision Act says you can't drink.
by CanadianExpert May 26, 2014
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Alcohol

a)A brew that helps white people dance.

b)What gets people through the day.
I really need some alcohol.
by SwaggerBoyFoLifeFoReal July 25, 2016
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alcohol date

A variant of the coffee date
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.

It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
"Do you think you're gonna score tonight with Julia?"
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
by Nobelus December 23, 2016
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Alcohol

The lube I use to slide through the hairy, frigid crevices of the big gapping asshole called life.
At least wine and dine me up with some drug store alcohol before you come home and fuck me, trynna tell me my cat just died.
by PopeReagan April 16, 2017
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alcoholiday

Major calendar events where mass consumption of alcohol occurs by Americans e.g. New Years Eve/Day, St. Patrick's Day, Cinco de Mayo and Oktoberfest
I have reservations for Don Jose's tonight. It's Cinco de Mayo. We are gonna get this alcoholiday done the right way!
by SweetSkorpiOh May 5, 2017
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