Albert

A fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to behave in public.
Spastic kid who can’t stop running and jumping trying to act cool. Russian word to describe his behavior is “Durachok”, which albertiruet 24/7.

“Hey look and that spastic kid”
Oh I think that’s Albert

by nigga boiiiii April 20, 2019

Albert Lin

A gay fat kid who goes to Chinese school. He has only 2 gay friends that sit with him.

Albert Lin can suck my dick!

by Jacobc08.19 May 27, 2018

albert and roberta

the cutest couple ever. end of story (:

i wish we could be like albert and roberta.

by love1234XD June 12, 2009

King Albert

A peircing on a mans testicles or "nut sack" or "family jewels"

Me: When we did it i couldn't stop feeling his King Albert!!!
you: SICK!!!
Me: Your Mom's sick!
you:your moms FACE is sick!

by Madame Sexy Alysa September 19, 2006

alberting

The act of shooting a friend on your porch with a .357 revolver. And/Or the act of killing a friend on a FPS such as Call Of Duty or Halo.

WTF! Stop alberting me!

by flaminmane1620 October 6, 2010

Albertocml

Is an user who where in RVLution, 3dshacks...
He's known as TheSmashKing at wiihackingforum

He has friends called Woixubmas, microneppy, robiNERD and SmithJrBlaquaLuigi.

2003-2017

Example: Albertocml is testing some hacks for NSMBW

by Albertocml January 28, 2017

AlbertoXD

A kid on the internet who Likes Eminem Dr.Dre and Snoop Dogg

Look its AlbertoXD

by DefnotAlbertoXd July 26, 2021