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African Tunnel Monkey 

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
African Tunnel Monkey by dr. abel September 10, 2013
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african nosering 

Thumb in one nostril and pointer in the other. Then you lick your fingers.
He gave me an african nosering.
african nosering by Tekdaddy January 21, 2014

African Mud Packer

When one takes his shit and stuffs it's all in her mouth and packs it down deep with his cock.
Nathan took his shit and gave Katrina an African Mud Packer, she enjoyed it very much.

African Eagle 

When a male is about to subcome to an orgasm; he throws his hands in the air and yells"CAW CAW!"
When you are talking to your homegirls about the sex you had with your boyfriend/lover/one-night-stand "Girl, he went all African Eagle on my ass!"

african wild ass 

when your black friend is bein unruly.
"yo teyy stop bein' fig ya african wild ass."

african crab 

Where during sex you cut open the ballsack of a man (African) and when his testes come out you cut them open too and feed him the liquid
Dude fuck Sara she gave me a African crab and it still hurts
african crab by opinhurty194 October 7, 2016

african shave 

Shaving ones face with a black dudes delicious white man cream.
Billy woke up late for work but he still made time for his African shave and plate of scrambled eggs.
african shave by fishkillmo August 11, 2016