This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.
Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
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Kid throws his dad a basketball
Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete
*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face
Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete
*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face
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