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Albanian Mirror Selfie

Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.
We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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albatross

Albatrosses, of the biological family Diomedeidae, are large seabirds related to the procellariids, storm petrels, and diving petrels in the order Procellariiformes. They range widely in the Southern Ocean and the North Pacific.
I just brutally murdered an albatross.
by MysteryoReal August 14, 2022
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albanian chicken plower

a sexual act of sticking a dildo to either side of a females hips, bending her over, and pretending to ride a lawnmower all whilst the penis is in the vagina.
“you totally gave that chick an albanian chicken plower”
by humanities fc September 13, 2022
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albannach

At the Scottish festival Albannach played
by TaterThot23 September 14, 2022
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Albanator

A person who fills you with joy and happiness.
"wow man your such an albanator"

"When ever Derek walks in the room everyone is albanated "
by dietcoke20-32032f September 15, 2022
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Alban Ndreu

Alban Ndreu is the most pure-hearted boy you could ever know. He is loving and thoughtful and so so caring <3

Anybody would be lucky to have him in their lives, as he is a very rare find (he is also infj) and is cute af.

He also has bunda and watermelon-crushing thighs but we don't talk about that. Apparently.

He is the best when it comes to sense of direction + travel, and he is possibly one of the most hard working people I know when it comes to college work! (and productivity in general)

He is very very fit and healthy and prioritises mental and physical health (which has personally helped me build healthier habits and I'm forever grateful!!)

Personally, having Alban Ndreu in my life has been one of the best experiences for me, and I hope he won't mind me writing this definition about him...I'm sure he will love it <3
"you're with Alban Ndreu? Lucky duck."
by g1ng3r5auru5 September 17, 2022
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albanian coconut

while having intercourse under the influence of the white (the snow, blow, crazy c, etc.) and ejaculating (nutting) into your partner.
“yo b imma give u this albanian coconut if u keep looking at me like that
by thealbanian November 5, 2022
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