by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015

A web site called Mikey's Narr bar. The site is full of odd stories that make no sense but are very funny. The creator of this site is has yet to come forth and it is unknown if he/she ever will.
by Hammockhumiliation July 21, 2010

by The Return of Light Joker June 4, 2009

by Clifto March 25, 2004

A person, commonly found in a bar, who frequently engages the most clearly damaged individual in the room despite warnings or signs of any kind. This term was coined by Florida singer/songwriter Michael J Weiss in his song entitled "Bar Martyr." This song tells the story of a situation involving the original Bar Martyr and his attempt to get the attention of a clearly intoxicated and crazy individual.
A Bar Martyr would ignore all warnings and attempt to pick up the easiest prey in the bar simply because it's the path of least resistance. For this person to be a true Bar Martyr, the reasons and warnings not to do so MUST be overwhelming.
by pyrat May 2, 2009

by JustSemaj March 6, 2012
