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Granola Bar

Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020
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Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.
Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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Narr Bar

A web site called Mikey's Narr bar. The site is full of odd stories that make no sense but are very funny. The creator of this site is has yet to come forth and it is unknown if he/she ever will.
visit at mikeysnarrbar.webs.com or shenanigins.webs.com. Narr bar!
by Hammockhumiliation July 21, 2010
mugGet the Narr Barmug.

bar fly

He was no bar fly but he did have had an awful lot of alcohol at his house.
mugGet the bar flymug.

Quad Bars

The 2mg XanaX "bars". They have 4 little sections on them.
Good lord, i took 5 Quad Bars last night and fuckin slep for 22 hours straight.
by Clifto March 25, 2004
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Bar Martyr

A person, commonly found in a bar, who frequently engages the most clearly damaged individual in the room despite warnings or signs of any kind. This term was coined by Florida singer/songwriter Michael J Weiss in his song entitled "Bar Martyr." This song tells the story of a situation involving the original Bar Martyr and his attempt to get the attention of a clearly intoxicated and crazy individual.
A Bar Martyr would ignore all warnings and attempt to pick up the easiest prey in the bar simply because it's the path of least resistance. For this person to be a true Bar Martyr, the reasons and warnings not to do so MUST be overwhelming.
by pyrat May 2, 2009
mugGet the Bar Martyrmug.

Rosanne bar

When you roll a blunt so good, and so fat, there's only one thing you could call it. A ROSANNE BAR!
Dude 1: I rolled this blunt dude, it's a Rosanne Bar.
Dude 2: Damn, I love you Rosey (Dan Voice)
by JustSemaj March 6, 2012
mugGet the Rosanne barmug.

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