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catholic lunch

The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.
Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."
by Jay Jay Jetplane February 20, 2014
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Detroit Catholic Central

Detroit Catholic Central is that prestigious all-boys school where the "brotherhood" is so tight, they were all probably raised in the same basement.. Their athletic program is a well-oiled machine, pumping out future college stars like it's their day job, but in reality they are only D1 at stealing your girl. Their Class of 2025? Well, they’re already rewriting the playbook on greatness, not just in sports, but in everything they do. From dominating the field to “accidentally” stealing your girl with a single smile, these guys are just built different—rumor has it, the world’s not ready for them. Also, if you’re wondering where your girl went, there’s a good chance she’s being "recruited" for their version of the team.
Girl: So, you're still going to "Detroit Catholic Central"?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
by ccbigboy December 9, 2024
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Catholic-Handed

A person born left-handed who writes with their right hand due to a strictly religious, often Roman Catholic, education or upbringing.
I'm Catholic-Handed, because apparently writing with your left hand means your fucking possessed.
by AKSHERMANUS June 7, 2022
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I’m a Catholic

That is a thing you said. I actually listen to people.
Hym “I’m a fan. I watch your show all the time. You said “I’m a Catholic” sooo.... Go. Do Catholicism. 👉😾 Do it. Do the book and do it right.”
by Hym Iam November 4, 2022
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Knoxville catholic

The bmaze academy owner Bobby maze
All the bmaze elite players go to Knoxville catholic
by Heporous November 23, 2021
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Trinity Catholic College-Dunedin

A school filled with autism, autism, gay gay, school known for pedophilia, principle has chimpanzee up her bum. has some cute black guys.
Lets ditch class at Trinity Catholic College-Dunedin, so we can go to bathrooms and do questionable things to eachother.
by hoodboy12345 May 4, 2024
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catholic babes

lengerz in which are catholic
dayum thats one catholic babes
by Drewboodidjfudnfjg October 13, 2022
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