taco llama

Taco llama means a llama that LOVES tacos! A unexpected but nice combo.

Taco llama is also a fun catchphrase to use!

1- Taco llama! Your so funny!
2- Who are you?! WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!
1- TACO LLAMA.

by Taco_llamas December 28, 2021

taco-scurvy

a deep sadness and longing caused by a lack of restaurants with good tacos, characterized by sadness at meals and general malaise. Became common in the 21st century as more people from California migrated to the population centers of the globe that are barren wastelands of great Mexican food.

I talked to Josh today, he sounded really off, took a while to get to the bottom of it, he is suffering from taco-scurvy. Amsterdam is a barren wasteland when it comes to good Mexican food. He should get on the first flight back to LA.

by iceberg5xx June 17, 2020

Taco Dog

1) A gourmet dish that can only be prepared properly by a couple consisting of a male individual and a female individual. It is said to taste like sex, in other words, THE GREATEST THING EVER. Problem is, I'm a female vagitarian, and just like a male penivore, eating or even preparing this dish is against my morals.

2) An epic idea, essentially a Hot dog placed in a Taco instead of a bun, and maybe with some simple ketchup, sour cream, guacamole or salsa, it might go well. On the other hand, it might not; honestly I have no clue because, for real, I'm also a vegetarian.

1) Alex: Hey, babe, wanna make a Taco Dog tonight?
Samantha: Ahhh, yeah sure, can't wait, I love Taco Dogs, just try not to finish the Taco Dog too quickly this time, okay! I want to savor every bite.
Alex: But I can't help myself!!! It's so delicious...

2) Me: Dude, what the hell are you eating?
John: Ahhh, it's a Taco Dog with Guacamole, all I had left in the freezer was a single hot dog, in the fridge some Guacamole, and there was a single taco shell lying in an open box on the counter, so...
Me: That's nasty, stop eating that crap and go shopping for some real food, puhlease!

by AmigoTaco August 5, 2012

Taco Surprise

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.

"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"

by Rad Chad April 21, 2014

Dwarven Taco

A Dwarven Taco is a well manicured preferably braided pubis area of some females.

Dude, I was totally gonna go down on Tammy but she had a total Dwarven Taco and I couldn’t even find her hole

by Naty by Nature December 15, 2018

hightstown taco

when there are 50 or more mexicans (aka tosted marshmellows) and they are deported. They come back to hightstown try to work at taco bell but are fired because they eat all of the tacos. They then try to work at mcdonalds burger king and wendies. They are eccepted and start to reproduce and form gangs.

Josey and his papeedos made some hightstown tacos

by titty master5000 October 26, 2011

taco vendrito

A taco vendrito is someone who sells tacos. The term taco vendrito comes from the root of taco vendor, but was changed to taco vendrito to be more stereotypical Spanish.

I know a great taco vendrito, he owns a restaurant downtown.

by Wandrito June 20, 2008