Grizzled milf

When a middle aged mother is way past her fuckable prime (looks and or age)

“Hey man I might fuck Rio ”
“Nah bro that girl is a grizzled milf shes had like 4 kids and she looks like shes 60 ”

by Lil_Jewzie_burp January 13, 2023

milf hunters

A clan owned by Anya Parkinson To Hunt down Milfs

person 1: are you part of the milf hunters?

person 2: yeah! i love hunting milfs with Anya!

by yami in the darkness May 15, 2021

milf fish

A variation of catfish that specifically targets attention hungry MILFs by digitally impersonating a person the MILF flirts with.

I wanted to see how kinky that milf could be, so I decided to milf fish her for wins. Milf fishing is my favorite kind of catfishing.

by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017

Milf of Legends

An official sex tournament that doesn’t care if your straight or not,and people are eating it up like fortnite rule34

Guy:hey dude,you want to play some COD? Other guy:NO DUDE IM LATE FOR THE ANNUAL MILF OF LEGENDS TOURNAMENT!

by Evilerskull September 16, 2018

Budget Milf

A milf that is generally younger than 25, and will disappoint you by not coming with all the benefits of sleeping with a milf

Jack: “the gluck gluck 9000 was painful and it was traumatic, she was such a budget milf

by TheCousin127 May 22, 2021

Milf sex

Something I wanna have

Hey dude do u wanna milf sex

by MilfL0ver3000 August 26, 2022

MILF Mustache

When a hot MILF gives you head and you blow your load on her upper lip.

She got me there and at the last second pulled off.... total MILF mustache!

by QAnont August 24, 2020