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hipster dating

When youre dating someone but they dont want to admit they're dating you because the word "dating" is too mainstream... and you ask if youre friends with benifits but they are appalled by that notion. And they say they want something more with you, so your confused on thier actual definition of dating and the only way you keep your sanity with them is by classifying it as hipster dating.
Friend1: Hey Daisy are you and Edward dating?
Daisy: no. Im dating him and he is "hipster dating."(use finger air quotes if desired).
Hipster friend with benifits dating
by yellowseven365dude February 9, 2017
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console-a-date

When you take your sister out after her asshole boyfriend dumps her.
So, did you pick up any chicks last night?

No, I took my sister out on a console-a-date, so, therefore, all the other chicks thought I was already "with someone".
by The Good Brother January 23, 2007
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Dating Spiderman

the act of ending and beginning a paragraph with quotations, leaving the reader confused because of the sudden change of topic or context.
Your research paper structure is good overall but I felt like I was dating Spiderman for the middle two paragraphs. Try to connect them better with a conclusion and an introduction.
by azizy15 November 21, 2011
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bline date

to go on a partially blind date after facebook stalking someone
Hey, now that you checked out Thad, will you go on that bline date with him?
by Idoodoowordoos July 20, 2009
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Sushi date

A sushi date is a time when a man and women, most preferred lucy and Aidan, go out to sushi train and the man pays
Owen- when you go on your sushi date how do you cut your sushi? Do you put the soy sauce in the sushi or on top of it?
Aidan- shut up
by Da cocc November 21, 2018
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Dated (Euphemism)

Verb

When used in blogging or chat, "Dated(euphemism)" is used to mock, criticize, or show dislike for a couple who are going out.

The euphemism in parenthesis is a way to give your opinion that there is/was no love in the relationship, but rather it is/was just based on sex and lust.

It is a very mean thing to write about another person, (but funny)

Can be used in present, past, or future tenses
A blog:

After John Doe broke up with Jane last week, he Dated (Euphemism) his new neighbor Jessica. Surprisingly, the relationship did not last.
by DEL83183 April 19, 2009
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Binge Dating

Binge Dating: To go on dates with several different people within the first couple years after ending a long-term monogamous relationship.
"Her marriage of 5 years ended in May so now she's binge dating"
by docsky June 14, 2011
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