dangling chad

1) a testicle
2) an accidentally exposed nut
3) a loser

The vengeful ex-girlfriend took a direct shot at his dangling chad.

You should look into throwing out those pre80s shorts. You're chads, they dangle.

She'll never talk to that dangling chad.

by Foolish Teacher March 23, 2010

Chad

Chad is a person that everyone blames on. He always gets sick and has hand foot mouth disease. But is very smart in all subjects, usually a tall white guy with brown comb over hair

Hey where is chad.
He is sick
Usual chad

by ZaireZebra October 23, 2018

Chad

Oh my god oh my god oregano.
what you tell the popo what you're carrying when they pull you over.
and the officer don't say nothing

person A: I swear officer it's just oregano I swear it's not chad

by chadsmoMmma October 18, 2018

Chad Bro

A douche bag that thinks everyone likes them when even his "friends" don't. Thinks he is better than everyone and can get all the ladies. Needs to go waxing as a daily activity and does steroids every once in a while. Gym Tanning Laundry.

Nick is a huge chad bro.

by ilovechadbros October 14, 2011

Chad

In the spirit of the English Chav. "Chads" hang out at shopping malls and wear the latest fashions no matter how ridiculous they look. At the time of writing this a "Chad" would be hanging at "Chad Central" (Chadstone shopping centre in Melbourne), or any other suburban Australian shopping mall wearing skin tight denim cut off jeans rolled up above the legs, white Havainian thongs, a pink, lemon, or peach t-shirt, and sporting a Duran Duran haircut.

Just go to Chad Central (Chadstone shopping centre) and look around.

by bunsen burner April 13, 2007

Schrödinger Chad

When a man never leaves his house because he is a shut-in otaku weeb but against all odds, he contains all of the idiosyncrasies of a chad. He is simultaneously a virgin incel and chad.

This man is a total Schrödinger Chad.

by Chadogettan April 1, 2023

chad beer

When a bro drinks half his beer and does not finish the entire can.

Fellow bro: I was so hammered last night I had like 18 beers.

Bro party host: I was cleaning up this morning and had to empty out so many chad beers.

by SCSmase June 10, 2016