Old Cock

When somebody is lost whilst hiking they will get out a compass to orientate themselves and correct course if needed

Glenn and Steve were hiking across the moors and Steve insisted that they were lost, so Glenn said he'll have to get his old cock out again to make sure they were heading in the right direction.

by OwDo May 12, 2021

Old Zealand

a state in Netherlands
yes, THAT IS OLD ZEALAND

Guy 1: If there is a New Zealand, where is old zealand
Guy 2: its in the Netherlands

by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022

Old Raisin

When a girl is so ugly that it makes your dick shrivel up like a raisin

Bro I was hard, then I saw her and got an old raisin

by DFlantheMan May 29, 2018

Old Fart

Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb

MY DAD IS SUCH A OLD FART

by Yo momma68 March 25, 2022

the old tie-in

when you find something out one day, and then it keeps popping up in your every day life!

Scotty: "i watched Lord of the Rings for the first time last week and I've been hearing references to it everyday since!"

ex. Scotty: "ugh!! we're never going to be done with these dishes!"

Zach: "we may yet Mr. frodo, we may yet."

Scotty: "the old tie-in!!!!!"

by bitchincamaroXD November 26, 2010

Old Nut

is like a young nut but an old nut has bags under his eyes and not because he's tired like a young nut but because he is old and his skin is flabby.

wow look at that old nut, he's all like "what's chat snap?"

by golden corrral February 10, 2019

Old Fud

Essentially the same as a geezer, but only in the American sense. An old and decrepit person, a clean version of "old fuck" or "old fart". Especially one who is cranky, eccentric or both. It is a derogatory term, but not horribly so. Unlike most similar terms it can apply to men or women; and elderly couple can be referred to as old fuds. Sometimes old fuds will even refer to themselves as old fuds, as if to say "I didn't die before I got old!"

Why is traffic so slow? It's that old fud with no place to go and all day to get there.

I got into a wreck with an old fud that shouldn't even be driving, can't see over the steering wheel.

For an old fud you move pretty well!

by Old Radio Collector July 17, 2013