panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021

Difficult Fap

A rank given to porn (Hentai, Doujin, etc) that is hard to get off to due to the content it contains

"What is my opinion on Euphoria? A difficult fap!" - Projekt Melody

"That new Fate Doujin was pretty good, but the insect stuff made it a difficult fap"

by Nekosuki72 November 9, 2021

Fap battle

A competition time see how can go the longest with sex of any kind

Jon challenge d Jason to fap battle that was in 2016 some say if thus continues it will destroy the world

by French intesifies August 22, 2018

fap file

A folder on your computer that contains downloaded porn, naked pictures, and or homemade sex tapes. Usually used to masturbate to when no one is around.

"Bro can I use your computer?"
"Sure"
"Dude!! Your fap file is huge!!"

by RS3 December 30, 2016

Ghost Fapping

To fap in the midst of a discord/skype/etc. call without anyone knowing. Usually resulting in the person muting themselves if they are found out.

Bro, are you hearing this sound?? Ohh, George just muted himself.

Don't tell me he's ghost fapping again...

by Roblox player 277 6 June 16, 2020

coffee fap

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.

Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!

by Trollalalala December 28, 2017

Fanta fapping

The art of dismembering ones hand and using it to masturbate

Ian "rick, have you ever tried fanta fapping "?
Rick "no whats that"?

Ian" look it up on urban dictionary"

by Jumont 357 October 19, 2016