Greasy Napoleon

A Greasy Napoleon is when you smother a small man in a lubricant (such as cooking oil) and leave him to die in a dilapidated shack on an isolated island.

"Trevor had sex with my wife, so I gave him a Greasy Napoleon."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."

by BleachLover43N15 September 6, 2020

Greasy topless

The act of masturbating furiously, then rubbing the resulting ejaculate into your chest.

Richard had a tough day so had a greasy topless to centre himself

by Wilson wiener November 17, 2021

greasy cookie

a boy who is ugly and has an oily face because he uses too much gel

by Cinnabun November 4, 2003

Greasy

Isn't it funny how a man can be so greasy and pedophilic at the same time? I'm looking at you Lukas Stenzel! You sure love children!

Greasy lookin' Lukas

by Bruhg December 17, 2019

greasy raccoon

When you think something a creator with 165k+ followers said sounded dirty but instead you just Rick-rolled all of her followers to look at this. #iamanidiottoo

I just left a massage so forgive the embedded sheet wrinkles and the greasy raccoon thing I have going on here.

by Quadzi November 30, 2021

Drop a greasy

Take a dump. Defacate.

I went to the bathroom to drop a greasy.

by Chuckie Sue September 20, 2018

Greasy Bitch

A low life, nosey cunt that no one can tolerate.

Go wash your hair, you greasy bitch.

by Decadent Thymes November 13, 2023