Ur mom

To say anywhere, any place, or anything

Bob: Hey what did yo eat for dinner?
Jim: I had Ur Mom

by yuhitsariana May 13, 2022

Ur Mom

somebody being very obnoxious and replying with two words.

Matthew: Hey what's up!
Francene: Ur Mom

by urmom1111111111111111111111111 August 9, 2018

Mom

Knows all, sees all, and ignores all

Neighbor kid hits me but I have a Mom.

by Meth teacher May 13, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is fat or your mother is fat as hell and i saw that fat vagina yesterday at night then she became fat because of you

ur mom is fat

by bitchoooooo January 13, 2022

Ur mom

Not ur dad

*Breathes in* .... suck ‘ur mom’

by oofcheesewotsits November 18, 2019

your mom

her skirt was very short last night

I like the way your mom was laying on her bed

by 1/;ss September 23, 2023

ur mom

An insult

dude - so what did you do last night?
other dude - ur mom.

by itotallyhaveanawesomename December 10, 2019