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White people music

Music for white people, by white people. Generally two categories, heavy metal scremo (popular in Nordic countries and among white angsty males, usually drug users) and folk. "Folk" or indie fold is the quintessential white people music with mass appeal across the white populations. Generally Mumford and sons is the popular folk band. Key being all the songs sound the same. Red hot chili peppers share the same lack of creativity.

Some white people, namely hipsters and yuppies like to fancy themselves as individuals and unique, for these naive few underground bands such as fleet foxes and califone are the choice. Also any shitty obscure bands are game. Bands such as califone are very pretentious, yours consisting of only house concerts-at which all attendees are aging hipsters, driveways filled with prius', the house loaded with Chardonnay and cats-these guys are so pretentious.
Tyrone: aww nig! Turn the white people music shit off.

Dillon: no Tyrone, josh groban has the voice of an angel.

D-quan: white people music finna burnin ma ears off.

James: hey Dillon! Turn on some At the drive in

Tooweloo: Awww nig!
by Nignag22 January 6, 2014
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White Chocolate Thunder

When a typical summer storm goes abnormally astray and pours chocolate when it thunders.
Willy Wonka and the White Chocolate Factory (Racist Bitch)
Dayum girl, I've never seen a girl dance like you. You're like White Chocolate Thunder
by Websterxxxx March 3, 2009
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white tie affair

hooking up with a male or female at a wedding, typically a bridesmaid, or groomsman,especially when your already have a boyfriend/girlfriend
Matt: Ernesto did you hook up with brianna, one of the bridesmaids?
Ernesto: Hells yeah !
Matt: you dog! quit having white tie affairs or else you're eventually gonna get caught
by pb player August 16, 2008
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Privileged White Boy

A white boy that doesn’t understand struggles. Is treated like a prince but acts like they’re suicide and their life are sooo bad. Aka: Mason Langston
T: Mason is such a privileged white boy.
A: Obviously.

J: This place is full of them.
by Illusionistbabe May 14, 2018
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BW (Beyond White)

The guy who just don't know nothing 'bout anything urban.
23 year old white kid just outta college never left chappaqu, NY before.
by Matt October 26, 2004
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Extreme White

A person who indulges deeply into white culture. Someone who loves barbecue sauce and unseasoned food, monograms, Taylor Swift, Dunkin Donuts, and shops at Homegoods.
“This pepper chicken has way too much pepper!”
“You only think that because you’re extreme white!”
by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021
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White trash

White people who think they are surperior to any other race. They always think their way is right. Always ignorant, loud and make up words to make them sound smart. When they are wrong, they usually choose to side with the right person. ALWAYS HAS AN EXCUSE for everything they do wrong or lose in.
by Bens bestie December 29, 2016
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