Schrödinger's Cat

A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.

The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.

I woke up.

A big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head in my dreams last night. I was terrified.

by Vita Smart July 15, 2022

Cat nap

The act of taking a after noon nap.

I’m finna take a cat nap for a hour or 2

by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019

Cat

Hairy stalkers that creep around and have very slowwww matabilisum, they claw your feet when you get out of bed and love you when you have food and reject your sleeping for you to get up and nothing being wrong periotttttt

You:wow today was so much work I think it’s time to sleep

cat: it’s my time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* look and open spot *pushes thick self under small bed*

you: *walks to bed takes socks off and hears something under bed lays on the floor and looks under bed* weir-
Cat: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa * cat scratches face much strength much muscle under flabby fat

You- ahhhhhhhhh
Cat - that’s what you get for not remembering my temtation mixups at the grocery store

by Ebolafingertoes November 2, 2019

Drag the cat in

When a single man brings home a woman for dinner who will not sleep with him and is just there for the food.

Jason just dragged the cat in again. He brought Nicole and we all know there's no chance of anything happening between them.

Well well well, look who dragged a cat in tonight .

I didn't want her here but you just had to drag the cat in

by Smushie613 July 18, 2025

Cat

Cool person but chill nice

Cat is a very reliable

by Fabean01 April 10, 2021

Cat Frig

Human-feline sexual act which involves inserting ones index finger into the vagina of a cat.

oh my god did u just frig my cat? You Cat Frigger

by mangakanga June 22, 2009

Cat

The most amazing creature in the world that most definitely does NOT want to kill you. They can also give you a disease that makes you love them from your poop. Look it up.

Best cat names:
Jade
George Gershwin Washington

Kitten

Baby cat
Mama cat
Cat.

This is an amazing cat

by Ems Art YouTube June 8, 2020