Ass Nuts

(adj) super crazy

"Consumers are going ass nuts over this content."

by WhatIsForeverAnyways December 18, 2018

The Nuts

An act that was so impressive, it was defined as "MF Vince".

Oh my! That play was literally, The Nuts!

by iamthenutslol December 18, 2018

Nut Pro

A person whose profession is to examine the quality, durability, and edibleness of nuts and are not limited to ligma, sugma, and deez nuts. Usually a typo, often an illusion.

"im nut pro" - a friend.

by Shínobu December 22, 2018

Trojan Nut

cuck

Trojan Nut-When you've been cucking another man's girl hardcore and you're afraid you've gotten her pregnant, so you convince her to go have sex with her man unprotected so when and if the pregnancy comes up, you can argue it's not your kid

"Man I know you been fucking Steve's girl Raw, what if she turns up pregnant?"

"Naw man I'm way ahead of you, I made her go to steve a few times, if she comes up preggers, I'm gonna say it's not my kid."

by Biggest Chungus December 27, 2018

Nut tugger

Guy who tugs on his balls too much. Usually associated with someone who is dumb, has unprotected sexual contact that lands them with crabs or STDs

Chad caught the clap again last week from some trap. What a nut tugger.

by Little Kitten of Doom December 31, 2018

Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room

Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years

by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019

Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room

Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years

by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019