A sexual move done between a recently married couple. The man takes his middle and index fingers and shoves them deeply into the womans vagina with brute force. He then widens his fingers as wide as he can. It should then cause great alarm and great pleasure to his recent wife. If she screams in pain and agony then they will not last forever. Made famous by one named Harvey Green

"Congrats on the marriage man. You think you will last forever?" "Dude on our honeymoon I gave her the Fickle Finger of Fate. She loved every second of it. We are lasting forever."

Fickle Finger of Fate by Speechman56 February 22, 2010

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fingerjockey

a person who rides their fingers....like a jockey

Brendan's younger brother was found to be a real fingerjockey.

fingerjockey by Cdoggy October 31, 2007

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finger smash

when a girl is wearing ass tight pants and you gently massage and pleasure her clitoris through the outside of her pants

Dude, did you just finger smash your girlfriend while we watched that movie?

finger smash by T Pain January 3, 2008

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Finger Alligator

1. A hand gesture that has, as of late, become quite popular to display in photographs, particularly those destined for display in online forums such as Facebook.

2. That trendy sideways peace symbol that every hipster white kids is throwing up in their facebook pictures.

3. The North-American equivalent to the Japanese and their use of the peace symbol in photos, an action that at one point in time was thought laughable and ridiculous by most. However, now rotated 90 degrees, it has been deemed suitable for American consumption.

"Yo bro, make sure you throw the finger alligator in this picture so everyone knows how much of a trend following clone you are."

Finger Alligator by freddddderick February 2, 2009

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