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That Kid

There is always that one kid at every school. They're always saying some fucked up shit nd acting goofy for attention and to make people laugh. They're the type of kid to smoke a bit of weed during lunch, and then go into class blasting music in their earphones, loud enough for everyone to hear. That kid doesn't even give a fuck about school but somehow manages to get by in all their courses. That kid probably wears hoodies and look like a mess half of the time. If that kid is a girl then she wears crop tops, or tight clothes, a crap ton of makeup and is always swearing and talking loud. That kid is such the type to walk into class with nice drinks and snacks like Starbucks or Fiji water, without even having a lot of cash. That Kid probably vapes and does stupid stuff like blowing bubbles in the hallways and talk really loud about dumb shit during class with friends. That kid doesn't even make sense when they talk and is definitely lacking common sense or brain cells since they can't even talk properly to people. That kid probably drives a nice car (because they're spoiled), and complains about how much of a struggle their life is. That kid is that one kid that asks the teacher's to play video games during class. Or that give awful inappropriate movie recommendations to teachers and talk to some teachers like their one of the bros. The list could go on and on and on, but basically you know what type of kid I'm talking about.
That Kid is so funny man, when are they ever going to learn.
by goofbitchx June 8, 2022
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Kid dinner

Mark: I’m so hungry I can have a kid dinner.
Sean: What is wrong with you, you cannibal!
by Bobswift August 5, 2019
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The bad kids

The people at work that are always being snitched on and usually don’t get along with the kiss asses.
That’s where they send all of the bad kids.
by SiL3Nt J September 12, 2023
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Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011
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IPad kid

whats Ben doing?

oh he's just being an iPad kid.
by yams a jam July 6, 2022
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Kid bro effect

by Sheeshypoo October 15, 2022
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Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.
"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."
by calibus January 28, 2022
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