National eat her out day

On March 17 every year you can eat your girlfriend out all day and all night

person 1: hey baby is national eat her out day

Person 2: don’t mind if I do

by Official Odisha photo March 14, 2024

National Nude Day

The 6th of October, is a day where people must send nudes when asked upon. Your relationship with this person is irrelevant on National Nude Day. This is the only day of the year where best friends can send nudes with no questions asked or no awkwardness.

"Hey, it's National Nude Day 😉"
"Ok, one second, just let me take my clothes off"

by LosSantosTuners October 6, 2021

National punch Elliot day

Because Elliot is a dumbass everyone can punch him

Because max is strong Elliot is getting punched; therefore it is National punch Elliot day

by Billy bill32 November 20, 2021

National cfs day

National cfs day is on February 11th ds is when girls post twerking videos in dey cfs on instagram

ohhh shit it’s national cfs day lemme post sum

by si3rrah February 11, 2024

national traditionalism

It is a political-philosophical thought based on organic social formation. It is a population group that shares a common history, customs, interests, language, myths and traditions. In general, they have a common social organization, and above all, they are aware of belonging to this social community. It is a transcendental, metaphysical and spiritual bond. At the same time, it is aimed on the integral development of each individual (suum cuique), aristocratic.

It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Rationalism, Individualism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution, Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, gay rights, affirmative actions, human-rights, drugs, greed, pornography, Globalism, Statism, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion.

It is aristocratic, traditional, organic, spiritual and hierarchical.

"Do not confuse National Traditionalism with Modern Nationalism : chauvinist, romantic and idealistic."

by tradical August 21, 2023

National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day

On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.

Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!

by skdilde March 28, 2023

National Kiss Your Catcher Day

Give you Catcher a big smooch

You: You know what day it is right.
Him: No what?
You: It's National Kiss Your Catcher Day.
*Proceeds to kiss to celebrate*

by jigglenutz34 March 6, 2025