the brown r y a n is usually an Indian cunt bag who usually has a rather attractive mother.
because of this, she gets boned by the brown r y a n 's sexy ginger schoolmate on a daily basis.
because of this, she gets boned by the brown r y a n 's sexy ginger schoolmate on a daily basis.
mum: why tf did we have brown r y a n?
dad: ik we should've took Sandra's back street abortion offer when I could.
dad: leaves forever
mum: calls the sexy ginger schoolmate of brown r y a n
dad: ik we should've took Sandra's back street abortion offer when I could.
dad: leaves forever
mum: calls the sexy ginger schoolmate of brown r y a n
by Adam Manuel March 19, 2020
Get the brown r y a nmug. by SiK June 5, 2017
Get the Brown baggingmug. "Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."
"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."
"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."
by Cattocius April 26, 2012
Get the Browning applemug. by 69macaroni August 30, 2021
Get the Brown Boxedmug. when theres just a fat shit log dangling out your ass, but you dont have the physical strength necessary to push it the rest of the way out so its just kinda hangin there
by cunt7654565456543456 July 30, 2022
Get the brown slinkymug. Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.
by Nintabo November 16, 2020
Get the Alan Brownemug. Trump said he would have entered the school to stop the shooter. Actually he would have brown his boxers.
by Pee-partier. May 8, 2018
Get the brown his boxersmug.