small penis

a penis that’s smaller than 6”

“Dude my bf has such a small penis”

by champagnepapi2.0 November 14, 2021

Micro Penis

a term used by people with very small penis’ to describe people with huge horse cocks the to give the impression that the person with the horse cock has a small penis
if you are reading this you have a micro penis

Sam has a micro penis

by MicroPenisBranden November 23, 2021

homoorectuse penis

Were a a penis is so erect that it start to make you a gay faggit

omg you have a homoorectuse penis

by cracker slacker May 10, 2017

Penis-Looker Blocker

This high tech device revolutionized the privacy in Men's bathrooms. This device is usually a plastic or metal wall located between urinals to prevent another male from seeing a fellow comrade's penis.

Bob: Dude the guy in the bathroom was totally eying my sausage!!

Jim: Well next time use a urinal with a Penis-Looker Blocker

by Dr. Punaranktash September 22, 2011

Penis

Bigger longer and uncut

I would like to suck a penis please

by JimmyDuckyBalls28 April 5, 2024

Penis Gooster

When a large amount of nut drips down your shaft and gets your shaft stuck to your sack creating a vacuum seal.

I have a penis gooster and it won’t come apart!

by lamronnem April 6, 2024

flower penis

When your a hippie and you get a dildo

Bro your such a flower penis

by Hsjejf August 17, 2017