Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.

He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.

by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020

Pox News

A news channel that spreads misinformation about a global pandemic

I was watching Pox and Friends on Pox News the other day. What a bunch of smog breathers!

by WontonDisregard December 21, 2020

New symerna beach middle

The worst scool ever we hate it lolllll i spelt school wrong

I hate this damn new symerna beach middle

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Hackney new school

Hackney new school is the shittest school in Hackney and all the teachers thete are dickheads and 70% of them smoke cigarettes and drink coffe

Her:ay i heard teachers in hackney new school dont brush their teeth

Him: yh they dont they suck dick aswell

by Yhyhtrapz45 December 24, 2020

Happy New Tier

The new lockdown year for 2021.

Boris; happy new tier everyone, I hate the north.
Everyone up north; tory🤮

by Nipplemuncher December 27, 2020

New Year's Coom

When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.

A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.

by notcommiesquirrel December 31, 2020

New Year’s Blaster

When Le pp blasts on 12:00 1st Jan

Jaergurn: I just did a New Year’s Blaster.
Simoeneh: this is why your single

by Senutobi December 31, 2020