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front row bad kids 

A group of people, normally friends who sit on the front row in lessons. They think them selves cool and pussy magnets, and they are, they are the elite of a school or college in terms of cool. However what they have in coolness they lack in their ability to understand what the fuck is going on in lessons. They sit their not understanding a word.
"guys wanna go sit on the front row next?"

"We cant cos the fucking front row bad kids a sitting there"

"FUCK THEM, THEY ARE SO COOL BUT DONT KNOW A FUCKING THING"
front row bad kids by Jahousen November 8, 2009
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Eat The Fat Kids 

A grindcore band from Keokuk, Iowa. They somehow immediately became famous for going super crazy on stage and doing stupid shit like pushing eachother and causing self-inflicted harm to eachother.
Man 1: "Did you see Eat the Fat Kids play last week?"

Man 2: "No. They just hurt eachother. It's actually kind of boring."
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lettin' the Cosby kids' out of their room

Taking a dump.
Hey man, I'll be right back. I'm going upstairs and lettin' the Cosby kids' out of their room.

Droppin' the kids off at the pool 

A term used to confuse your friends that you are physically driving your offspring to a public pool, yet in reality, you are just taking a shit.
Friend: "Yo, come chill."
Me: "Hold on, I'm droppin' the kids off at the pool!"
Friend: "Wait, what?"
Me: "He he he..."

tip a kidney

Use the facilities; urinate; take a piss
I drank so much beer, my back teeth are floating; be right back, I gotta tip a kidney.
tip a kidney by incontinent one September 16, 2013

rich preppy kidz 

people wear nice clothes that are rich af
rich preppy kidz buys armani and high end brands
rich preppy kidz by preppy kid April 26, 2015

Splashing in the kiddie pool 

When someone loses their virginity or has sex before high school, during middle school, or at a farily young age.
Steve- Hey Will, did you hear about how Jim got Alyssa pregnant?

Will- It looks like they were splashing in the kiddie pool.