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Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus 

A school where you do fuck all and still manage to pass because the school has a reputation of perfect students and the "100 percent graduation rate" that the principal will do whatever it takes to maintain even if it means wiping the whole semester of a student so they can turn their F- to a C-. Or she'll just kick out the student out. There's no in between. Don't even get me started on the food, the fucking food. You take one bite and it's over for your colon. It's like a backwards vomit into a cataclysmic exorcism in the bathroom. Some teachers are cool, shout out to Mr. Del minus one for that lack of a wife and shout out to Mr. Steps RIP to a real one.
Oh Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus! My gender fluid hamster went to that school, I heard it was great!

Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus has many of the brightest kids in their school!

Don't you have to take a test to get into Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus? Yeah but we're short on kids so we just put them in.

Cleveland High School - Portland 

A place for mentally ill individuals who have nowhere else to go. It is a safe haven for those retarded and a hellhole for those who want to succeed. Drugs, retards, and terrible curriculum are located here! If you want any chance of surviving an then succeeding in life, avoid this mental asylum!
"Hey John, what's the worst school you know of?" "Oh, easy. Cleveland High School - Portland!"

Atascadero High School 

A little slice of hell located in Atascadero California. Its pretty damn typical for a high school, you got the majority being hics and stoners with a few weebs taking up the drama and choir section. The only good teacher is Mr. Cooper who you only get for one year. The football team that they put all their time and effort in sucks major ass not winning a single game this year. Since all the money goes to the foot ball team we have an 800 year old B building that smells like you grandmas ass and has a haunted basement.
The only thing Alabama has on Atascadero High School is legalized guns

Killingly high School 

Where people are the least motivated and unlikely to graduate unless they have someone holding their hand. If you are interested in this school system take advantage of those general classes where you can sit there all day and do nothing except watch netflix. Or if you are feeling really bored head over to the nearest bathroom to join the morons who are vaping it up. You got the 4 groups. The athletics and the band geeks and the overly smart fucks and the Ag Fags. If that wasnt enough you are most likely to not know everyone in your class. Because of this you will go into your prom of unknown faces because most of the people in your class stayed back. Most likely if your a junior most of the kids in your class will be freshman. Killingly high school stands for white privilege kids who cant do anything for themselves. Highly recommend you find a new school.
Killingly high school

1) at killingly high i sneak into the bathroom to fuck
2) At killingly high school the nurse is designated nap time

Opp High School

Leading cause of suicide and genital mutilation in the U.S.
I went to Opp High School my senior year so I cut my dick off and tried to hang myself.
Opp High School by CoachGuyNall69 September 27, 2019

Salesian High School 

A School in New Rochelle filled with Johns, Chris's , Richards, and any other catholic name you could think of. Very Cuul

When cuffing season approaches, all Salesian boys will go scouting like a College Coach, at Preston High School.

Salesian also has a variety of sports, they are known for their amazing Varsity Baseball teams, good basketball program, Varsity Soccer, and their VolleyBall is one of the best in the CHSAA

Salesian Students are known for having a crazy amount of drip, but not being able to dress at all.
Salesian High School is filled with students of all cultures, not like Fordham or Iona

Salesian students only inside jokes made in school when communicating, anybody not from Salesian would never understand some of the terms used.
The Dunkin' Donuts next door is known to some of the students as their second or third home, they will be there from the hours of 7:30AM, and 2:30PM. Either eating, doing homework, waiting for the 60, or waiting to cause any type of static.
Salesian High School Students summarized
Salesian Freshmen: I don't think my teachers like me

Salesian upperclassmen: No, it's because you're a freshmen still

Salesian upperclassmen #2: who is this ? Are you a shadow ?

Salesian upperclassmen #3: No, He's just a freshmen

Salesian upperclassmen #1, #2, #3: freshmen... smh