That’s not a fart!

Response to leaky diarrhea mistaken for suppressed flatulence.

I smell it, but I didn’t hear it. Oh Glob! That’s not a fart!

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025

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farting in my boots

farting so much that you can’t help it or control yourself.

I’m farting In my boots right now since I haven’t pooped all day

by stephani_pie_ February 08, 2023

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Something so tight it causes you to fart when trying to loosen.

That bolt was fart-tight !

by JB-lack 79 December 09, 2024

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The technique of pressing your naked butt against another naked body and farting.

I like to surprise my girlfriend with a bareback fart before I trap her in the Dutch oven.

by Vince I March 31, 2019

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when you're giving your partner head and they let out a big fart that smells like cream cheese and booty oder

She had a Big Fart Bobby in bed last night

by ThatBlackPersonBobby November 21, 2021

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A NASTY spray of ass juice in your face .reminiscent of decaying flesh, may cause instavomit and 3rd degree burns.

I feel sick, i walked into a derrick fart on the way here,call 911!

by Dwreck March 24, 2018

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a person that squeezes their facts

by Sharter69 January 02, 2021

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