mrs. f

a name for the sweetest most compassionate teacher in the world

"I talked to mrs. f about something that was bothering me and she offered advice, comfort, and care"

by mysweetmelody May 8, 2024

George W. F. H. Bush

The commando-in-chief. President of working from home in nothing but a shirt, gets dressed by invading the Dryrack. Went to Yale but says he's from Texas so his O&G coworkers will accept him.

Coworkers on the Teams call: "I think you're on mute, we can't hear you."
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear you!"

by daltonjfk September 24, 2021

George W. F. H. Bush

Commando-in-sheets. President of working from home in nothing but a shirt. Gets dressed by invading the Dryrack. Went to Yale but pretends to be from Texas to gain acceptance from his O&G colleagues. Bedroom also known as the Broval Office.

Colleagues on Teams call: "I think you're on mute - we can't hear you."
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear YOU!"

by daltonjfk September 24, 2021

c.e.m.p.t.i.c.o.y.f

Come eat my pussy then I cum on your face

Hey (insert name) c.e.m.p.t.i.c.o.y.f

by En"" March 28, 2023

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this is the most bore you have ever been typing random symbols and letters and numbers

person 1: im so bored. alien: just try to type qwertyuiopakld;f'ghj'k/xz.,mnbcvbvnm,c.#cxpe-w09876541``56178902-=~}{@?{P:>LOKMKI(UYTW!£EDFGUIO++_)(*^%$£"!¬ on your keyboard. person 1: thanks. alien : your welcome

by swear guy October 2, 2023

S. n’ F.

Suggin’ n’ fuggin’ is the passionate act of love towards that special person in your life. With the perfect gentle act of suggin which then leads to the violent act fuggin. Whenever you’re sad and depressed all you need is some S. n’ F. to fulfill you again.

I did some S. n’ F. last night and i’ve never felt better. I even accidentally told her i love her last night.

by larson422 February 3, 2026

L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F

let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face

me: it’s L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F day!!!
her: what the fuxk does that mean?
me: let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
her: oh... hell yes

by leave me to suck her cooter November 4, 2019