wax your head

Verb, To give a thorough and proper disciplinary measure to an insubordinate little shit

Person 1: Bro, how did your date go?
Person 2: Shut up you fuck or I'll wax your head.

by RuralLexicographer April 20, 2015

Fuckin' with my head

For someone to use psychology to manipulate another, either by coy deception or paradoxes. To mislead another with words or wit. To deceive them with a false impression, but lead them to believe your actions are intentionally suspect.

"You looked really stressed. Something wrong with your girlfriend?"
"Yeah, she keeps fuckin' with my head!"

by KarmaLog July 31, 2018

Portugese Shower Head

The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.

Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.

Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.

by TheGhostpooper January 19, 2019

hot dog head

The worst thing you can call someone.

Me to me while looking in the mirror: "Look at this hot dog head lookin' mother fucker."

by WokeAF69 May 14, 2018

My heads farting

A state of confusment and uncertainty

Miss I don't know what you're talking about, my heads farting

by Urbandictionary13345. June 9, 2017

fat head ass

One's who head is of a abnormally large circumference.

Person #1: yo I just got this new fitted

Person #2: oh yea? What size is that
Person #1: A size 8
Person #2: witcho fat head ass .... head built like a ford truck

by 2219tflewis February 10, 2017

double headed dragon

created by two stoners in the country, you put 2 bowls in a water pipe and hit a ghost.

Yo, you ready for the double headed dragon ?

by TheTribe/Uplvl June 25, 2016