planing

The act of rubbing feces or lubricant on someone's back and proceeding to slide across them with your arms outspread as if you were a plane.

Sam, my aunt taught me what planing is yesterday!

by RuralLexicographer December 11, 2016

wax your head

Verb, To give a thorough and proper disciplinary measure to an insubordinate little shit

Person 1: Bro, how did your date go?
Person 2: Shut up you fuck or I'll wax your head.

by RuralLexicographer April 20, 2015