penis

The thing all those Gay fucks want.
Pride doesn't exist here.

PewDiePie: Hey nigga give me your penis!
Guy: *Gives Penis*
PewDiePie: Fuck THE JEWS! *Cream*

by tlucelomsesimonoces June 6, 2020

Penis Fly Trap

A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.

Doug: Noooo way man you didnt hook up with her again?

Garret: Man that ho be a penis fly trap!

by Raztastic Voyage September 26, 2009

ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped

Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024

peni

plural of penis

“i saw multiple peni last night.”

by ihatedick101 July 4, 2021

penis hole

something your mom really loves licking.

"mmm that penis hole was yummy" ~ur mom

by egg holder September 4, 2021

Penis

Kyle

Girl:1 what's a penis
Kyle: look
Girl :Wozers

by Ashlyn223344 March 2, 2024

F.l.o.o.r Big Penis

Fat Long Outrageously Oversized Ridiculously Big Penis

Emin; "damn my girl says she only fuck w dudes w F.l.o.o.r Big Penises good thing i got one"
Random guy; " must be that muscle milk

by Pharmesuticals May 18, 2020