hangover nut

Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.

Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?

A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.

by Connie Linquos March 03, 2014

Blood nut

A forbidden jiu jutsu move where you force your testicles into your opponent's face, causing their primal senses to bite them, and then the opponent will drown in the blood from your nuts.

My best friend died the other day. Someone blood nutted him.

by SILLY SAMOON January 31, 2024

Big nuts

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Happy birthday big nuts.

by iamaPineapples May 14, 2021

Nut Soaker

When hiking in Arizona and you encounter a river that is only deep enough to soak your nuts if you sit in it.

So I was hiking in the afternoon heat and was lucky enough to come across a Nut Soaker

by Pesos Weinstein September 17, 2020

pst nut clarity

that was my mistake, i wanted to write "post nut clarity" but here we are now!

Mike: pst nut clarity.
Jake: Are you sure you don't mean "Post nut clarity"?
Mike: No, i actually mean "pst nut clarity"
Jake: Are you high or something??
Mike: No

by oh-shit-its-astrality December 08, 2024

Aqua nut

The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis

Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.

All the fish in that pound have been aqua nutted.

by Flantman1 July 13, 2019

Aqua nut

The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis.

Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.

Sir, all the fish in this pound have been aqua nutted.

by Flantman1 July 13, 2019