Consta-Like

A person that owns a Facebook account and constantly clicks the “Like” button to all of their “friends” Facebook activity, instead of spending one once of brain power to write a full comment in response to their “friends” posts or check-in's. Generally they “like” their “friends” Facebook activity after it has becomes a day or two old or sometimes “like” Facebook activity after it is no longer important.

Example 1
Stan: “Dude I’m deleting off my Facebook.”
Alan: “What?! Why?!”
Stan: “Cause all you are is a consta-like and I’m sick of getting excited when I get a notification on my iPhone thinking its something important and it’s just you liking something stupid, like when I was tagged in Keith's check-in at the restaurant last night!”

Three Days Later....

Example 2
Keith: “Oh I just got a notification from Facebook on my iPhone. Damn it was just Alan clicking “like” to my check-in when I was at the restaurant the other night,what a consta-like!”
Alan: “Dude I’m standing right here…”
Keith: “Yeah I know…”

by smellie mofo July 21, 2011

Mister Crustacean Like

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this is my dating
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"im Mister Crustacean Like"

by Notcrustacean January 15, 2024

built like a suitcase

Sturdy like a suitcase. You can fit a lot into her (during sex). Or meaning she as a big ass.

"Damn, girl! You are built like a suitcase!"

by frazzle1122 May 6, 2014

I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks

When you like to watch videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

Adolf Hitler: What do you do in your freetime?
Justin bieber: I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

by nigga_whipper July 6, 2024

Say whatever the hell I like

I mean, you clearly expect me to accept the obvious counter proposition. Which is that I should have to tolerate the harassment and I should have to ignore the reasonable suspicion the one of the mentally disabled clients in the group home I work at is both getting molest by my female co-worker and reading my emails and using them against me (BEFORE I said anything about it here) AND that the things I do any say are somehow being transmitted to people across the nation without my explicit knowledge until I can do something OTHER THAN THIS and prove it to YOU when YOU might none even need it to be proven because you either have more information than I do or know explicitly that what I'm saying it correct and are being obtuse because...

Hym "You don't like the fact that instead of doing whatever you'd rather I do here I just decided to hop on Urban Dictionary and say whatever the hell I like (upto and including threatening to murder kids and/or rape)! So no. This is good enough for the likes of you."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

drink it like water

When someone drinks way too much of a certain beverage. Usually an unhealthy one.

Girl: “What’s with you and Red Bull? You drink it like water!”

Boy: “And you drink cum like water.”

by captain_boi July 27, 2021

Suttin like

A greeting or a phrase boosting one's ego to show he is doing something of an alpha

Tabz- Ayo is that Johnathan from school taking that gyal around???? Suttin like.

AJ- Yeah think it is you know

Johnathan (heard them) - come on lad yeye dun no

Suuuuiiiiiiiiiii

by Chopchop1995boy March 28, 2022